December 2011
Dear Mr Mark Gatiss and Mr Steven Moffat,
ishallsustainamassiveerection:
Thank you for Sherlock.
THE SHERLOCKIANS ARE TAKING OVER OMEGLE.
swishycoats:
Anonymous asked: Will you write me a poem?
reveneration:
natural-harmonia:
ask-blargjack:
BLARG ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I AM THE KING SUCK MY DICK BLAWLRJAHFA
FAVORITE OMG
It’s a good poem
Happy New Years Fellow Aussies
inlovewithfiction:
eatmyyaoi asked: Have an amazing New Year full of awesomeness and laughter!
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
HAPPY AUSTRALIAN NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!
wendymoto:
XD
You’re an aussie?
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bilvobaggins:
Question to discuss: Tell us about Rupert Graves
Stranger 1: who?
Stranger 1: is that the guy from harry potter
yes
Tick tock, goes the clock...no place for grief or...
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Happy Sherlock Eve
timeladycastiel:
ununpentium:
SO CLOSE
Sherlock fandom to their sanity tomorrow,
televisionismypatronus:
In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.